1 Pepperpot: What's that on top of the telly-vision set?
2 Pepperpot: (matter-of-factly) Looks like a penguin
2: It's been a long time there, now, has it?
1: What's it doin' there?
1: I can see that!
1: If it laid an egg, it would roll down the back of the telly-vision set.
2: Ummmm. I hadn't thought of that. 1: Unless it's a male.
2: Yes. It looks fairly butch
1: Per'aps it's from next door.
2: NEXT DOOR?!? Penguins don't come from NEXT DOOR! They come from the Antarctic!
1: They don't stamp animals "property of the zoo"!! You can't stamp ahuge lion "property of the zoo"!!
2:...They stamp them when they're small.
1:...What happens when they moult?
2: Lions don't moult.
1: No, but penguins do. THERE! I've run rings around you logically.
2: OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!