Good evening one and all - We're all so glad to see you here.
We'll play your fav'rite songs,
while you all soak up the atmosphere.
We'll start with Old Man River,
Then Maybe Stormy Weather, too.
I'm sure you know just what to do.
On with the show, good health to you.
Please pour another glass
It's time ot watch the cabaret
Your wife will never know
That you're not really working late
Your hostess is Wendy
You'll find her very friendly, too
And we don't care just what you do
On with the show, good health to you
